DP and the Neverending Nauscious Feeling From His Contract
Who would of known DiPietro would get hurt again this season……. seriously. Too many Islander fans still have faith in this kid, and sometimes I feel like the only one who never bought into him. Well, regardless of my feeling he and his ludacris salary are here for another 10 or 11 years. I expect him to sit out many many more games down the road, so why not make it worthwhile and give this kid something to do. Here’s a few suggestions:
1 – Direct Parking Traffic

At Christmas time he uses a whistle and break dances
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Interesting cut and paste technique… but did you take this picture with your phone?